Violence and Porn Increase After the Super Bowl

After the intense homoerotic display of masculinity, Pornhub showed that they had a huge spike of traffic in Boston after New England Patriots won the Super Bowl. When the festivities began around 5pm, Pornhub saw a massive drop in American traffic from their average amount. Presumably as all testosterone filled men were in bars or round friend's houses. At 11pm, when the Patriots won, traffic went through the roof.

Fans of the losing team Seahawks decided to go on the site, but with their 'tails' between their legs, decided to leave the site after the game was lost. Arizona, who hosted, also got turned on by their own hospitality and decided to rush to Pornhub after the event ended. Or maybe it was Katy Perry at the half time show.

It is also of note that the world outside of North America had no real change to their porn viewing habits because of the Super Bowl.

Geo-pornographic studies and psuedo-Freudian theories aside, the night also had a darker edge. Whilst some expressed distorted views of masculinity through a relatively harmless bit of 'quiet time' with their laptop, others decided to beat up their wives and girlfriends.

After numerous cases of high profile NFL stars being caught up in domestic abuse accusations, the anti-domestic violence group No More bought an expensive slot to broadcast their latest anti-domestic abuse ad. Despite this, there was a reported increase in domestic violence in many areas across the US.

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