'Send Dicks To Donald' Invites People To Send Penis-Shaped Candy To Donald Trump

In the peak days of it looking like Donald Trump might actually become president, it can be easy to overlook the fantastic initiatives in place fighting against the business mogul's buffoonery.

Against all odds, one man has set up a website with a plan to humiliate the humiliator at least a little. Chris Gee's Send Dicks To Donald offers anyone the chance to send a dick-shaped lollipop directly to the blonde bombshell on their behalf.

(Photo: Send Dicks To Donald)

(Photo: Send Dicks To Donald)

Tired of Trump's racism, ignorance, and misogyny, Gee decided covering the capitalist king in sugary dicks was the next logical step. It's a perfect business plan, seeing as we've all wanted to make Trump suck a dick for a while now.

But Gee's views of the "politician" slightly surpass the general unenthused and pissed-off public opinion surrounding Trump. On his website he states: "Anybody with a higher IQ than a potato knows the turd you took this morning is more qualified for commander in chief than he is." He's not wrong.

To get your own back, so to speak, on Trump, you simply have to visit Gee's website, pay him $9.99 (delivery's free) and he'll send a lollipop "anonymously on your behalf to his headquarters in New York City". In Gee's words: "Before you know it that dick will be covered head to toe in dicks, thanks to you!"

Gee sparked the Send Dicks to Donald project because "he's an awful, repulsive human being", he told Konbini. "Secondly he's probably the world's biggest dick so sending him dicks seemed fitting. It's kind of my way of sticking it to him."

We caught up with the Donald-hater about the project. Read the interview below.

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Konbini: Do the dicks actually get sent to him? Like will Donald Trump actually have to suck a sugary dick?

Chris Gee: The dicks will be sent to his campaign headquarters at Trump Tower in Manhattan. It'd be ideal if he had to suck them but that probably won't happen.  

What’s your least favorite thing about Donald Trump?

My least favorite thing is how shamelessly ignorant he is and how he panders to the worst of the worst people. 

Do you think he might win the presidential election?

I certainly hope he doesn't but his polls keep climbing so scarily enough he actually has a legit shot. 

What would happen if he wins?

It'd be the beginning of the end for America as we know it. World War Three would probably be started over a Twitter war.  

To send a dick lolly to Donald Trump head to the website and make sure you have ten bucks in your account.

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