Graphic artist Yanko Tsvetkov has created a beautifully backhanded map of the Earth, corresponding to the offensively warped worldview of Donald Trump. Feast your eyes on the best kind of political art there is – the kind that makes you laugh.
Yes, you read that correctly; the Atlantic Ocean according to Donald Trump is the Anti-Muslim Moat (built by the Founding Fathers).
The entire continent of South America has been reduced to a Miss Universe Farm, a swipe at Trump's longtime involvement with the pageant as well as his revolting tendency to make base misogynistic statements.
The African continent has been subdivided into three chunks: the Sahara and North Africa are labeled "terrorists," while the majority of the continent's mid-section has been dubbed Obama's Homeland (a scathing referral back to Trump's leadership of the nakedly racist "Birther" movement).
South Africa is nothing more than a massive diamond mine...
Southeast Asia is either "Meh!" or "More Terrorists". Greenland is simply "Cocktail Ice" (even though Trump reportedly doesn't drink alcohol). And Mexico is...yep, you guessed it: "Rapists".
The greatest praise from Donald Trump's imagined worldview is reserved for Russia and China: Isis Slayers (even though Russian intentions in the Syrian conflict are murky at best) and Wall Experts, respectively.
This little tidbit is particularly successful as satire because China and Russia are likely America's greatest geopolitical arch-rivals, implying that Trump either has no fucking clue what is in America's best foreign policy interests - or worse - that he's in bed with our foes.
As an added bonus, every single Trump Tower across the globe is mapped out...in the shape of a tiny little phallus.