Konbini.comAuto-Interview questions for Cassius
Phillipe Zdar, Hubert Boom Bass
So, this is the auto-interview,I will start questions
What is the first thing youdo in the morning?
I build little cells for my decks,that's the first thing I do
He's too cute
The second thing I do,is going straight to the toilet
What animal do you look like?Imitate it!
I'm a racoon
Ah yes, that's great
I'm a leech
the same thing!
Do you pee in the shower?
All the time
It's a great pleasure, especiallyafter breakfast
What's your best imitation?
Actually, no body knows thatI'm really good at imiations!
Robert De Niro
and so!
Jean Cocteau
and so!
You do a better Anthony Quinn
Seriously, that's awesome
I'm best friends with him but Idiscovered something I didn't know!
Yep, no one knows
What's your biggest fantasy?
Sleeping with Elizabeth Taylorand Richard Burton
Not bad
For me, that would be...
You have seconds Mr Zdar!
Being able to suck my own dick
Oh yes, that one too
We spoke about this a while ago
Which celebrity do you look like?
- Mines obvious- Mine's easy too
- Marlon Brando- Gerard Jugnot
Whose mouth do you want toclose forever?
Sting!
Yes! But Sting nowadays
- Well, yes!
Sting nowadays,and Eric Clapton nowadays too
Make your best accent
Ok tell me an accent to do
You do swedish well
ok so! ok so!
He sounds like Börg
- a... norwegian accent- ok, so!
Ah yes that's good!
Do you like military music?
Obviously
Gesture your favourite swearwordwithout naming it
profile!
If you weren't a musician,what would you be Hubert?
I would be a detective
in the drug department
I would be a cinema make-up artist
specialising in... scars
Good answer
Give us your musical recipe
Lift your foot
Watch, it's this
Beat and bass!
What's your favourite bandat the moment?
At the moment... The Rapture!Yes of course!
The Rapture, Housse da Racket,Kindness, Beastie Boys...
Phoenix and Cassius
And also Metronomy
What song are you most proud of?
- Eyewater- Eyewater or...
The Sound of Violence
Ready? 1, 2...
Can you tell us a fun tour story?
I know which one to tell,are you ready? 1, 2, 3!
This part was incredible
Third section
Say something good and badabout the person next to you
Procrastination, and love
Human centipede
Hubert is the whole human centipedefrom the mouth to the asshole
Do a freestyle rap
Let's go!
Hi Morgan!
How are you?
It's Konbini
We are Cassius
Let's go my friend
Why are you there?
To all the guys in the block
To all my guys behind bars
Where does the name Cassius come from?
I have the answer
The answer is...
It comes from here!
Blues my friend! Blues!
Tell us something your fansdon't know about you
That we are gay
- No!- No, really?
Cut!
My fans don't know that...
Karine is still waiting downstairsbehind my car
And fans don't know that wedon't do anything for Cassius
We are almost at the end
Show us your best dance steps
Look at the feet and the knee flexing
Holy crap! It's Michael Jackson
If you lived in another centurywhat would you be?
- Simone de Beauvoir- Sherlock Holmes
That's a good one
No, no, you're Simone de Beauvoir...so much pressure
I would be the human centipede
What was the swearword you gestured?
Nuf nuf nuf cousin
Mine was virgin whore!
I hope Konbini isn't for children...
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