Trump Has Banned The Selling Of A Porn Parody Book About Him

In 2016, comedian and social provocateur Elijah Daniel wrote and published a titillating fan faction porn all about Donald Trump. It's titled Trump Temptations and is probably one of the best pieces of literary work about a president ever published. 

Full of uncomfortably lusty scenes of comically sexual acts, the 10-page essay was, according to Daniel, written while he was "really fucking drunk and in 4 hours." The premise of the book is as follows:

It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change.

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Since it's release, the book has become somewhat of a laughable meme among fans of Elijah Daniel – who is also the guy who became mayor of a Michigan city only to ironically ban heterosexuality – and those who love to mock the clownery of Donald Trump. Standout quotes from the literary work include:

"My loins trembled as the scent of toupee adhesive and spray tan swept through my nasal cavity...I had to admit, I wanted his geriatric 2006 Perez Hilton jello body, and I wanted it bad... 

The only thing I knew was that I wanted to ride the elevator to the top of his Trump Tower. He moved closer, putting his cold, dead lips on my neck. I shivered with excitement. His hands felt like an old dried out gingerbread house. I was in love."

Clearly, you can see the value in this work of art, unfortunately, Trump himself doesn't seem to see the humor. Daniel took to Twitter this week to expose that after 2 whole years of being available online for purchase, the book was suddenly banned from Amazon. 

Daniel questions in his Tweet, "DONT YOU HAVE A GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN TO WORRY ABOUT AND YOU OUT HERE GETTING PARODY PORN EBOOKS REMOVED FROM AMAZON." The situation as a whole is clearly laughable, but the extent of how silly Trump's role as the leader of a country is growing more and more dizzying by the hour.

If Donald Trump has troops out spending time and resources to ban fan fiction books about him, how the hell can he have time to run a country effectively. While this is hilarious by default, it's also another example, once again, of how silly, unprofessional and obscene this presidency has become. 

Either way – on a bright note – you can still read the book in its entirety here and retain some semblance of joy.