Internet Responds To Cameron's Pig-Sex Scandal In A Brutal Onslaught

In the first episode of Charlie Brooker's hard-hitting dystopian Channel 4 comedy-drama, a fictional UK Prime Minister is forced to have sex with a pig after Britain's princess is kidnapped and held hostage by a political artist - an arguably bizarre concept.

But it turns out Black Mirror may not have been so far from the truth, according to the Daily Mail's serialisation of Lord Ashcroft's forthcoming book Call Me Dave, which heralds David Cameron as a pot-smoking, pig-fucking lunatic.

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"Shit. turns out Black Mirror is a documentary series" - Charlie Brooker (Photograph: David Hartley/Rex Shutterstock)

The unofficial biography, co-written by the journalist Isabel Oakeshott, explains how the PM wasn't forced into bed with a pig out of political necessity - like Black Mirror - but rather adhered to an offbeat ritual as part of a university initiation game.

As extracts from the book reveal, Cameron was involved in the notorious Oxford dining society, the Piers Gaveston, which reportedly specialises in "bizarre rituals and sexual excess."

Allegations from the billionaire Tory donor include an "extraordinary suggestion" that "the future PM inserted a private part of his anatomy into" the mouth of a "dead pig" during an outrageous initiation ceremony at university.

Needless to say, the news has sparked outrage on social media, with Twitter exploding with a plethora of tweets offering up comical renditions of Cameron as a pig alongside jokes darker than the Black Mirror series itself. Enjoy:

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